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Wednesday December 31, 2008 AIM Convo: Finn/Garret

milesfromstart:
you got fat

inurheadandheart:
i did? i thought losing 15 pounds made you thinner. . .

inurheadandheart:
so it's back to starving myself and throwing up after eating. damn you weight.

milesfromstart:
it all accumulated in your ass

inurheadandheart:
my ass looks flat thank you. i'm lucky if anything on me jiggles when i walk.

milesfromstart:
i need to talk to you
well, lecture really

inurheadandheart:
oh, this should be fun. okay, leature away.

milesfromstart:
you wouldn't have a job to come back to if hope and i didn't give you very strong recommendation. and if you fuck this up, i will kick the shit out of you. i'm not exaggerating either. rorie can cry all he wants, i will beat you until you are within an inch of your life.

inurheadandheart:
okay. . . i think i can do that. i'm pretty sure.

inurheadandheart:
i mean, it can't be that hard to stay out of trouble after the months i've spent in mind altering care.

milesfromstart:
.....
don't screw up or i'll kill you.

inurheadandheart:
i figured that part out
look, i promise i will do my best and not screw this up for you and hope, okay?

milesfromstart:
do it for yourself too. you know, if you've got time.

inurheadandheart:
i've had too much time for myself.
figured it was okay for me to do things for other people.

inurheadandheart:
well more so now.

milesfromstart:
that'll be a novel idea

inurheadandheart:
any thing else i should know before i start next week?

milesfromstart:
yeah, see what you can do about being less ugly

inurheadandheart:
i could always punch you in the face and make you uglier than me.

milesfromstart:
impossible

inurheadandheart:
then you'll have to live with my ugly mug i'm afraid.

milesfromstart:
damn. oh well.

inurheadandheart:
the world will go on garret, i promise.

milesfromstart:
*sniff*

inurheadandheart:
aw, no don't cry. my ugliness can't be contained.

milesfromstart:
i've missed you.

inurheadandheart:
okay, no you're just humoring me.

milesfromstart:
no really. i kind of miss when my biggest problem was what a dick you are.

inurheadandheart:
well i'm back, but not so much a dick.

milesfromstart:
who would i have thought i would long for the days of molester brother?

inurheadandheart:
certainly not me.

milesfromstart:
i bet you're still the same old douche, on the inside

inurheadandheart:
maybe i was never a douche to begin with and just ended up that way

milesfromstart:
don't be so hard on yourself. you're the biggest douche i ever knew

inurheadandheart:
aw, making me all teary eyed

milesfromstart:
you're easy like your brother

inurheadandheart:
i'm not that easy. last time you had to buy me a drink.

milesfromstart:
i bet it won't be so hard this time

inurheadandheart:
yeah, i bet. emotional instability will do that to you. so how's the ticker? still giving you trouble?

milesfromstart:
not curretnly, but the aftercare is

inurheadandheart:
aftercare's the suckiest part.

milesfromstart
you're telling me. i can't have sex.

inurheadandheart:
hey! same here!

milesfromstart
you could if you wanted to, you're just not supposed to

inurheadandheart:
eh, a little bit. got this thing going on with my dick where it doesn't want anything. saw a hot girl with barely a top on, nothing. not even a grunt of approval.

milesfromstart:
oh fuck dude i hear that. *long distance hi five*

inurheadandheart:
*long distnace hi five returned* i think mine's more mind game shit than anything.

milesfromstart:
no i get it. my doctor said half i meds, half is mental. the meds part will be done in like a month, but the mental, who knows
and i have healers so the meds could even be eliminated

inurheadandheart:
i've got the meds worked out for my powers and and bipolarness, which as far as i know won't make me all floppy. so mine's probably the mental. i'd take viagra, but i'm not sure that would work out so well.

milesfromstart:
you know, antidepressants don't help in that regard

inurheadandheart:
this is true. i'll just wait it out. make you feel better about not being able to get a chubby.

milesfromstart:
i can't believe we're talking about this

inurheadandheart:
hey! it's either that or about our feelings and i've had enough of that shit.

milesfromstart:
you don't have feelings

inurheadandheart:
not anymore.

inurheadandheart:
they're all gone. flushed down the toilet. i'm a robot now.

milesfromstart:
i've always wanted to bone a robot

inurheadandheart:
well, we'll never know since you can't bone anyone right now.

milesfromstart:
ugh don't remind me

inurheadandheart:
okay. i can't bone anyone right now.

milesfromstart:
*self pity long distance low five*

inurheadandheart:
*returns low five*
could be worse. could be stuck living with me.

milesfromstart:
i'm not?

inurheadandheart:
you're at your apartment now aren't you?

milesfromstart:
for the moment. i'm actually packing

inurheadandheart:
coming to stay here then.
you don't trust me with him do you?

milesfromstart:
no. but that's not why i'm coming.

inurheadandheart:
oh? then why are you coming then?

milesfromstart:
he asked me to.

inurheadandheart:
he doesn't want to be alone with me, does he?

milesfromstart:
can you blame him?

inurheadandheart:
no, i don't.

milesfromstart:
look on the bright side. you get to see my gorgeous face every day

inurheadandheart:
my impatence just got worse.

milesfromstart:
is it an innie?

inurheadandheart:
almost. feels like it's crawling back inside at the thought of you living with me.

milesfromstart:
and i'll be sleeping in your bed, too.

inurheadandheart:
it's official. i'm a hermaphrodite now. i have no penis or vagina. i'm an it.

milesfromstart:
i always knew you were

inurheadandheart:
even with my cock pressing against your ass?

milesfromstart:
even then.

inurheadandheart:
oh here we go again. let's not go back down this road.

milesfromstart
i'm already quivering with need, don't hold back on me. rawr.

inurheadandheart:
throwing up. now.

milesfromstart:
ditto.

inurheadandheart:
so, now you packing a strap on?

milesfromstart:
not yet. i'm using the "meds are fucking me up and making me tired" excuse
but for you... ;-)

inurheadandheart:
oh baby, i wish you would.

milesfromstart:
okay okay, i'll grab one to bring. you want the blue sparkle of Big Black Mamba?
*or

inurheadandheart:
Oooooo. i'm a size queen. bring the Mamba.

milesfromstart:
yes sir

inurheadandheart:
i'll be ready and waiting for when you get here.

milesfromstart:
baby i think you could cure my ailments. i can feel things stirring

inurheadandheart:
mmmmm, oh yeah? i think you're coaxing the snake out of it's hole.

milesfromstart:
i've got a hole for your snake

inurheadandheart:
is it nice and tight?

milesfromstart:
depends who you ask

inurheadandheart:
what if i'm asking you?

milesfromstart:
maybe you could find out yourself
i'd rather show you

inurheadandheart:
oh really? i think i'd like that. that means i get a turn with the Mamba?

milesfromstart:
you won't need it, your huge, throbbing chunk of manliness puts the mamba to shame

inurheadandheart:
ooooh baby, you better hurry up and get here so you can ride my throbbing chunk of manliness. rorie's out in the garage with the dog, may take a while to bath the mutt.

milesfromstart:
he needs to send that thing through the car wash

inurheadandheart:
it smells so badly. i mean, my cat hates everyone, but as soon as pete comes in, he's outta here.

milesfromstart:
he and max got into something the other day. it wasn't pretty. max burns holes in things trying to clean himself, and he won't let me toss him outside in the snow

inurheadandheart
augh. this is going to be fun. they probably found a skunk or some bad sewage or even slop. eck.

milesfromstart:
maybe they rolled around in your ass stink

inurheadandheart:
nah. i think they got into your cologne.

milesfromstart:
you love my cologne

inurheadandheart
no i
. . . fuck,

inurheadandheart:
i forgot about nose diving into your neck.

milesfromstart:
thinking about that still gives me chills

inurheadandheart:
i just fell right into your neck. i should have licked it to make it even better.

milesfromstart:
well next time you can slow down, appreciate me more. before you were too eager to get a hold of my cock

inurheadandheart:
sorry! maybe i will. you know rorie sleeps like a log, so you can just sneak right in when he's fast asleep.

milesfromstart:
well pete always takes over the bed so he won't even know i'm gone

inurheadandheart:
it's a date then. i'll be waiting for you.

milesfromstart:
naked i hope

inurheadandheart:
of course. naked, under just a sheet, in the moonlight.

milesfromstart:
that sounds so sexy i could choke on my own vomit and/or lust

inurheadandheart:
i know the feeling.

milesfromstart:
guess i should get my hot, old ass over there already and stop stalling

inurheadandheart:
really. think my pecker's actually waking up.

milesfromstart:
now i'm really gonna move it ;-)

inurheadandheart:
oh baby.

milesfromstart:
if your brother ever finishes washing that stupid thing, tell him i'm on my way

inurheadandheart:
he's taking his sweet fucking time.
loves that thing so damn much. it's kinda creepy.

milesfromstart:
i've told him this! he won't believe me

inurheadandheart:
why must he let it lick his face!? it's like they're trying to make out!

milesfromstart:
I KNOW
wow, never before have you and i so been on the same page

inurheadandheart:
i like animals, but not that much.

milesfromstart:
it's nasty. slobber, blaugh

inurheadandheart:
it watches me while i'm on the couch like i should move!

milesfromstart:
oh, he's expecting you to move for him. yeah, rorie gives up his seat for that stupid thing

inurheadandheart:
i know my brother's kind of submissive, but that's just sad.

milesfromstart:
he just loves it too much
too much.

inurheadandheart:
it's a dog.

milesfromstart:
i know.
i rue the day i got it

inurheadandheart:
you should have gotten him a lizard. he loves those and they don't take up space. you keep them in a cage, and they don't stink.

milesfromstart:
i didn't know that! he just wouldn't shut up about a dog

inurheadandheart:
oh, well. . . then it sucks to be you.

milesfromstart:
yes, yes it does,

inurheadandheart:
well, it could be worse.

milesfromstart:
i could be you

inurheadandheart:
exactly.

milesfromstart:
but look on the bright side. soon your flaccid, sorry excuse for a penis will be feebly attempting to smack against my perfectly taut ass

inurheadandheart:
oh fuck you.

milesfromstart:
*muah*

inurheadandheart:
yeah, yeah, yeah. get your old ass over here before your boyfriend lets the dog have. .. well he already lets the dog do whatever it wants.

milesfromstart:
if they start fucking i am stepping in. or divorcing him

inurheadandheart:
i don't blame you.

milesfromstart:
ok. be there soon, fuckface

inurheadandheart:
see you soon asslicker.