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Tuesday March 24, 2009 Phone Convo: Finn/Rez


inurheadandheart: hey assbutt, what're you doing?

rezidentsk8er: bleaching my anus. you?

inurheadandheart: oooo getting it all pearly white? doing a bikini wax. what're you up tonight?

rezidentsk8er:: i did that last night. well, lily did it for me. ^^

rezidentsk8er: i'm jackin off to internet porn. you?

inurheadandheart: eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww girlfriend's got it goin' on! *finger snap* i was thinking of going for a lonely drink at a calm, quiet bar. wanna join? i need a night out and with no drama or bullshit or that stuff, ya know?

rezidentsk8er: she likes the kinky stuff. and that sounds great but... i dunno if it's a good idea for me to like.. be gone at night right now.

inurheadandheart: why? what's up?

rezidentsk8er: my nephew's here. the other one, trevor. showed up yesterday. he's staying here for a bit and uhm.. he kinda has the bug if you know what i mean.

inurheadandheart: damn. sorry to hear that. i could bring pizza for everyone and just hang. i just kinda really need a night where someone's not beating on me and the world's ending.

rezidentsk8er: who the fuck's been beating on you?

inurheadandheart: garret. it's how he shows me affection apparently.

rezidentsk8er: since when is there affection there?

rezidentsk8er: i thought we hated garret

inurheadandheart: garret has grown on me because he started to not be such an asshole. then we got close and now he shows his love by beating on me. not to mention all the bonding drama that caused it.

inurheadandheart: garret has grown on me because he started to not be such an asshole. then we got close and now he shows his love by beating on me. not to mention all the bonding drama that caused it.

rezidentsk8er: well.. okay. but that's kinda fucked up. i mean... beating? really?

inurheadandheart: garret has grown on me because he started to not be such an asshole. then we got close and now he shows his love by beating on me. not to mention all the bonding drama that caused it.

rezidentsk8er: well.. okay. but that's kinda fucked up. i mean... beating? really?

inurheadandheart: i don't know. i just know i'm tired of looking like a punching bag.

rezidentsk8er: well... i wont beat you up. promise.

inurheadandheart: i can have cuddles?

inurheadandheart: because you're my cuddle buuuuuuuggg.

rezidentsk8er: hmm... cuddles, huh? i guess i can manage that...

inurheadandheart: i won't tell the girlfriend and i'll keep my hands to myself.

rezidentsk8er: now see, you had me until that last part there. lol

inurheadandheart: fine, maybe some groping. over the clothes though.

inurheadandheart: your girlfriend already wants to kick my ass a bit.

rezidentsk8er: speaking of girlfriends, hows things with yours

rezidentsk8er: and that's only cuz you know who she really is.

rezidentsk8er: and, you know, i think she's jealous. a little.

inurheadandheart: we split. stupid kids with big mouths told her what happened before i left the first time and turned it all sorts of twisted, then more shit happened and it's just kinda easier.

inurheadandheart: : no, actually she wants to kick my ass because she's got my relatives harassing her to talk to me.

rezidentsk8er: fuck, man. i didnt no. sorry. and why the fuck are your relatives trying to get her to talk to you?

inurheadandheart: it's my father. bio mob dad. he's dead and is being a pain in the ass.

rezidentsk8er: wtf? why didn't i know about this?

inurheadandheart: because it just happened last friday and is the big drama i've been dealing with. i've been having to clean up shit because i'm the one that did it.

rezidentsk8er: yeah but... figured she might have mentioned it last night when she was here

inurheadandheart: i told her not to tell anyone. i made her promise. someone from the school finds out i'm dead. i just finished taking care of rorie's ass so he was okay as well as mine.

rezidentsk8er: yeah but... i'm not just anyone. still, i guess... she didn't wanna put that shit on me too. i've been kinda edgy lately.

inurheadandheart: i didn't want you hearing it through someone else and it's. . . it's been hard lately. rorie got roped into working for liam and i had to get him out and garret and him are on the outs and i've just been told that my dead father's going to haunt me forever. i knew you were doing good with adam and getting things straight with lily. i didn't want to drag you back into this mob shit after last time.

rezidentsk8er: we're friends, finn. your shit is my shit and vice versa, ya know?

inurheadandheart: yeah, i know. i just, for once didn't want to have to kill someone's happiness. i can't seem to keep out of shit and i didn't wanna fling it on you. it's over now, as much as it can be.

rezidentsk8er: i'm a hyena. we're all about flinging poo.

inurheadandheart: that's monkeys. you eat the poo.

rezidentsk8er: you eat poo, ya douche

inurheadandheart: do not! i don't lick my own ass like you do once a month. all slobbery and snotty. eck.

rezidentsk8er: tastes good. yum yum yummeh!

inurheadandheart: let me go barf on you.

rezidentsk8er: you better not

inurheadandheart: then let me come molest you with pizza

rezidentsk8er: deal

rezidentsk8er: just... get me one with meat on it, eh?

inurheadandheart: nope. going to turn you vegetarian if i can help it.

rezidentsk8er: pleeeeaaaassssseeee my house is full of carnivores!

inurheadandheart: oh alright. i'll bring several meat lovers and my lone veggie lovers. and soda for the kids.

rezidentsk8er: thanks, baby cakes

rezidentsk8er: you're the best

inurheadandheart: no problem sugar pie. :*

rezidentsk8er: see you... soonish?

inurheadandheart: yes sir. with soda for kids and beer for the adults. that cool or stick with soda?

rezidentsk8er: beer's good

inurheadandheart: cool. promise no drunken singing.

rezidentsk8er: you promise or you want me to promise?

rezidentsk8er: you promise or you want me to promise?

inurheadandheart: how about we both promise.

rezidentsk8er: hmm.. maybe

rezidentsk8er: some semi-drunken rockband sounds like fun right about now...

inurheadandheart: dude. . . you are on.

rezidentsk8er: fuck yeah

rezidentsk8er: see you in a few

inurheadandheart: see you in a few sweet cheeks.

rezidentsk8er: awws.. snickerdoodle

rezidentsk8er: i love it when you talk sweet to me

inurheadandheart: no problem. you're my number one gal pal.

rezidentsk8er: <3333

inurheadandheart: see you in a while with hugs and kisses and food

rezidentsk8er: okay, baby doll. i look forward to it.

inurheadandheart: [away: getting loves from his baby cakes]